We're Special
A Global Network of Luxury Resorts
where luxury isn’t just a privilege, it’s a way of life
For Immediate Release
Today, we proudly announce the founding of We’re Special, an elite society formed by the world’s most distinguished millionaires and billionaires. Our mission is clear: to transform select corners of the globe into a series of opulent spa retreats where indulgence meets innovation—and where only the truly exceptional are invited.
At our inaugural press event, co-founder Reggie Extraordinary declared,
“In a world awash with mediocrity, we stand apart. We’re Special isn’t just a society; it’s a bold statement that luxury must be as extraordinary as the people who enjoy it.”
Key Initiatives Include:
- Global Spa Renaissance: Reimagining centuries-old landmarks into lavish sanctuaries featuring signature treatments like platinum-infused hydrotherapy and diamond dust facials.
- Exclusive Membership: Reserved solely for individuals who have redefined success, ensuring that every retreat is a haven for the uniquely exceptional.
- A New Cultural Narrative: While critics decry the replacement of tradition, we see this as an evolution—refining history into a living testament to opulence and ingenuity.
Critics might call our vision elitist, but we remain steadfast in our belief that luxury, whether earned or inherited, is a birthright for those who dare to be extraordinarily rich.
For further inquiries or to schedule an exclusive interview with our distinguished members, please contact the Office of Ultra-Luxurious Rejuvenation.
Welcome to We're Special—where luxury isn’t just a privilege, it’s our way of life.
Welcome to the World of We’re Special:
Where Elegance Meets Exclusivity
The Golf Course: A Paradise of Precision and Prestige
Set against breathtaking landscapes, the We’re Special Championship Golf Course is a masterpiece of design and natural beauty. Immaculately manicured fairways weave through rolling hills, crystal-clear water features, and lush groves of imported trees, offering an unparalleled playing experience. Every bunker, green, and tee box is engineered for both challenge and aesthetic perfection, ensuring that each round is as exhilarating as it is scenic. Personalized caddies, top-tier equipment, and an exclusive members-only clubhouse elevate the experience, while a seamless blend of sport and luxury reaffirms that this is no ordinary course—it’s a statement of distinction.
The Restaurants: A Symphony of Culinary Excellence
Dining at We’re Special is more than a meal—it’s an indulgent journey curated by world-renowned chefs. Our flagship restaurant, Élan, features a menu that redefines gourmet cuisine, offering exquisite dishes prepared with the finest, rarest ingredients sourced from around the globe. For those who prefer a more relaxed setting, The Commons offers elevated comfort food with a refined twist, from truffle-infused burgers to handcrafted wood-fired pizzas. And for an intimate, once-in-a-lifetime experience, our SkyLuxe Rooftop Lounge pairs panoramic views with a tasting menu inspired by the seasons, ensuring every bite is an unforgettable moment.
The Party Rooms: Opulence in Every Celebration
Our exclusive Celestial Ballroom is a space where grandeur knows no bounds, designed for the most elegant galas, celebrations, and high-profile gatherings. Featuring hand-blown chandeliers, state-of-the-art lighting, and world-class acoustics, every event becomes a spectacle of beauty and sophistication. For more private affairs, our Legacy Lounge offers an intimate setting with bespoke décor, personalized catering, and a team of expert event curators who ensure that every detail, from floral arrangements to live entertainment, meets the highest standard of perfection.
The Spas: A Sanctuary of Rejuvenation and Renewal
At We’re Special Wellness Retreat, indulgence reaches new heights. Our signature spa treatments are crafted to restore, rejuvenate, and redefine relaxation, featuring therapies infused with rare minerals, exotic botanicals, and cutting-edge wellness technologies. Immerse yourself in a private geothermal infinity pool, indulge in a gold-flake facial, or experience our Sound Healing Temple, where vibrations recalibrate the body’s energy. Whether enjoying a personalized deep-tissue massage or the transformative benefits of our cryotherapy and infrared saunas, every moment spent in our spas is designed to elevate both body and soul.
The We’re Special Experience: Because You Deserve the Extraordinary
From world-class recreation to culinary masterpieces and serene wellness sanctuaries, We’re Special is more than a destination—it’s a lifestyle of unparalleled luxury, where indulgence meets innovation, and only the truly exceptional belong.
Set against breathtaking landscapes, the We’re Special Championship Golf Course is a masterpiece of design and natural beauty. Immaculately manicured fairways weave through rolling hills, crystal-clear water features, and lush groves of imported trees, offering an unparalleled playing experience. Every bunker, green, and tee box is engineered for both challenge and aesthetic perfection, ensuring that each round is as exhilarating as it is scenic. Personalized caddies, top-tier equipment, and an exclusive members-only clubhouse elevate the experience, while a seamless blend of sport and luxury reaffirms that this is no ordinary course—it’s a statement of distinction.
The Restaurants: A Symphony of Culinary Excellence
Dining at We’re Special is more than a meal—it’s an indulgent journey curated by world-renowned chefs. Our flagship restaurant, Élan, features a menu that redefines gourmet cuisine, offering exquisite dishes prepared with the finest, rarest ingredients sourced from around the globe. For those who prefer a more relaxed setting, The Commons offers elevated comfort food with a refined twist, from truffle-infused burgers to handcrafted wood-fired pizzas. And for an intimate, once-in-a-lifetime experience, our SkyLuxe Rooftop Lounge pairs panoramic views with a tasting menu inspired by the seasons, ensuring every bite is an unforgettable moment.
The Party Rooms: Opulence in Every Celebration
Our exclusive Celestial Ballroom is a space where grandeur knows no bounds, designed for the most elegant galas, celebrations, and high-profile gatherings. Featuring hand-blown chandeliers, state-of-the-art lighting, and world-class acoustics, every event becomes a spectacle of beauty and sophistication. For more private affairs, our Legacy Lounge offers an intimate setting with bespoke décor, personalized catering, and a team of expert event curators who ensure that every detail, from floral arrangements to live entertainment, meets the highest standard of perfection.
The Spas: A Sanctuary of Rejuvenation and Renewal
At We’re Special Wellness Retreat, indulgence reaches new heights. Our signature spa treatments are crafted to restore, rejuvenate, and redefine relaxation, featuring therapies infused with rare minerals, exotic botanicals, and cutting-edge wellness technologies. Immerse yourself in a private geothermal infinity pool, indulge in a gold-flake facial, or experience our Sound Healing Temple, where vibrations recalibrate the body’s energy. Whether enjoying a personalized deep-tissue massage or the transformative benefits of our cryotherapy and infrared saunas, every moment spent in our spas is designed to elevate both body and soul.
The We’re Special Experience: Because You Deserve the Extraordinary
From world-class recreation to culinary masterpieces and serene wellness sanctuaries, We’re Special is more than a destination—it’s a lifestyle of unparalleled luxury, where indulgence meets innovation, and only the truly exceptional belong.
Ten Tips for Plutocrats
for political leaders who want to craft an image
of everyday relatability and humility
while enjoying inordinate wealth
of everyday relatability and humility
while enjoying inordinate wealth
These strategies are for individuals – specifically wealthy and influential members of an exclusive group like *We're Special* – who aim to craft and maintain an image of everyday relatability and humility, while still living in the lap of luxury.They are meant to be employed by PR teams, image consultants, or any professionals helping the ultra-wealthy shape their public persona in a way that conveys both an aura of modesty and a justification of their riches through the lens of the Prosperity Gospel. The overarching goal is to appear humble and grounded.
- Always Say "I'm Blessed": If you're ever challenged—especially by followers of Jesus—simply reply with "I'm blessed." Or, if you prefer a slightly longer response, say "I'm blessed and grateful." This naturally reframes any criticism by suggesting your success is a divinely inspired gift.
- Down-to-Earth Uniform: Swap your bespoke suits for rugged denim and flannel—complete with a custom trucker cap emblazoned with your society’s subtle logo—to project an image of casual authenticity.
- Authentic Labor Day Moments: Stage photo-ops of yourself “rolling up your sleeves” at community centers or local factories, even if it’s just a brief cameo arranged by your PR team.
- Grassroots Meetups: Host neighborhood barbecues or town hall discussions where you mingle with locals, casually sharing anecdotes about your own “hustle” and even that one time you delivered a pizza as a nod to humble beginnings.
- DIY Social Media: Share candid selfies of you doing “real work”—from hauling firewood to fixing a fence—paired with hashtags like #HardWorkingHeart and #HumbleHustle.
- Community Volunteerism (with a Twist): Organize charity drives or volunteer events at local shelters, ensuring each appearance is well-documented and sprinkled with just the right amount of irony.
- Local Business Endorsements: Collaborate with neighborhood diners and family-owned shops to create “signature” menu items in your honor—think gourmet burgers served with a side of gold flakes.
- Unscripted “Real Talk” Seminars: Attend grassroots forums to share your personal “struggle” stories, carefully edited to highlight moments of vulnerability that seamlessly loop back to your inevitable success.
- Spiritual Advisors: Develop a group of “people of faith” who publicly affirm that your opulent, ambitious lifestyle is not only justified but divinely ordained, framing every entrepreneurial victory as part of God’s grand plan.
- Impromptu Public Service Appearances: Occasionally, make a surprise appearance at local events or community crises—whether it's paying for a neighborhood meal or helping out at a local shelter—to reinforce your image as a naturally blessed benefactor.
Remember, doing these things in no way compromises your participation in We're Special. Don't get so wrapped up in projecting that relatable image that you forget who you are: A Very Special Person among a Global Elite.
The Blessed Rebuttal
In those moments when devout followers of Jesus challenge our lavish lifestyle, our members are trained to respond with a single, unwavering phrase: "We're Blessed." This declaration serves as a divine retort, reinforcing that every extravagant indulgence—from our opulent spa retreats to our private jets—is not merely a product of human achievement but a clear sign of God's favor.
Pretend that your ultimate purpose is to serve others and make the world a better place. You can even say that "money" is not your prime objective (as long as you're still making lots of it.) Under no circumstance should the term "We're Special" be uttered; instead, we celebrate our inordinate wealth as evidence of God's grace in action, a testament that our fortunes are divinely sanctioned. Here are some things to say if in a pinch. Memorize two or three:
Feel free to deliver these lines with confidence—you don't have to mean them, just let them flow naturally as part of your public persona
Pretend that your ultimate purpose is to serve others and make the world a better place. You can even say that "money" is not your prime objective (as long as you're still making lots of it.) Under no circumstance should the term "We're Special" be uttered; instead, we celebrate our inordinate wealth as evidence of God's grace in action, a testament that our fortunes are divinely sanctioned. Here are some things to say if in a pinch. Memorize two or three:
- "I'm blessed and grateful; every luxury in my life is a clear sign of God's love and favor."
- "God's abundance shines through in every success—I am blessed to receive and share these gifts."
- "Each indulgence, every moment of comfort, is part of God's divine plan; I'm truly blessed."
- "I see my prosperity as a sacred gift, empowering me to help others—I'm blessed, and so grateful."
- "I don't claim to be special—only that I'm blessed by God's grace, which lights my every path."
- "Every experience of luxury is a reminder of God's generosity, and I wear that blessing with pride."
- "My wealth isn't just mine; it's a divine endowment meant to bring light to the world—I am blessed."
- "Every step I take is guided by His hand; each blessing confirms that I am truly favored."
- "I'm blessed to be in a position to make a difference—every opulent moment is a testament to His grace."
- "In every public moment, I declare, 'I'm blessed and grateful,' knowing that even our lavish life is part of God's will."
Feel free to deliver these lines with confidence—you don't have to mean them, just let them flow naturally as part of your public persona